You know, I just realised, the word ’sekrit’ annoys me.

Perhaps it’s just me, but there’s just something elitist, condescending and misspelt about the word. Maybe I think there ought to be a law against it. There should be, however, a law against men who, in public toilets, stand at the trough, push their pants down to their thighs, and stand their showing a hairy ass while taking a piss.

I really should be able to make laws.