Apparently, every second adult in Australia will have bought an Oz Lotto ticket for the 90 million jackpot tonight.

You may refer to me as number 2 for the rest of the day.

(Arts grants are due today, but I’ve been a little too fucked up and all over the place for that of late, so this is how I am compensating. Given my previous attempts to get Arts Money, I suspect my chances are much greater with lotto.)